Drunken Laughs... For Democrats

[Editor's Note: This week, the Democratic National Convention is being held in Charlotte, North Carolina. So, for this week, the drinks and Drunk Talk will cater to our Blue friends.]

Q: How many good Republican jokes are there?

A: Three. The rest are true stories.

Q: Know how copper wire was invented?

A: Two Republicans were fighting over a penny.

Q: What do you call a Republican gone bad?

A: Senator.