I'm Sorry, But We Don't Have That

Setting: a bar

Me: Hey, Ben, can I get a Girl Scout Cookie?

Ben the Bartender: Sure. What's in it?

Me: (handing over my phone, so he can see the entry for March 12)

Ben the Bartender: (studies the ingredient list and returns the phone) Sorry, but I don't think we have any coffee liqueur.

Me: (frowning) Really? You don't have Kahlua?

Ben the Bartender: Yeah, we have Kahlua. You want that instead?

[editor's note: While names have been changed to protect the ignorant, this has happened twice to us. If it happens to you, refer to Bar Nuts and Bolts: Spirits, Part 2]